12 Wayne James Quotations

12 Quotations by Wayne James

  1. There are three things a gentleman never discusses:  acreage, lineage, and patronage.
  2. Life is my drug of choice:  It gives me all the highs and lows I could ever want.
  3. What women really need are bra-implants, not breast-implants.
  4. The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty; it’s simply halfway. So stop debating and start drinking!
  5. I can live anywhere with the three B’s:  Beaches, Bougainvillea, and Bidets!
  6. Be consistent! Even a dead clock gets it right twice a day….
  7. If you’re going to piss on someone’s grave, show some respect:  Do it in zigzag!
  8. Everyone is a genius–at something….
  9. I have friends in high–and low–places….
  10. Get up, dust off, straighten your tie, and  then hit them back–harder!
  11. Dry-wiping your butt is like dry-wiping a muddied windshield–but worse!
  12. The more expensive a man’s jewelry, the cheaper he looks.
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